John's definitions

jelly

Short for "jelly donut." Most widely used in Canada. Plural: Jellies

"Let's go get a beer and some jellies, eh!"

by John January 7, 2004

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

Tuckahoe

A town next to Eastchester, suburb of New York; has one housing project. Zip code 10707.

Tuckahoe - Fuckahoe - isn't that funny?

by John December 3, 2003

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine

This junkie bitch loves that funk

by John December 25, 2003

celerborn

a complete idiot that forces his opinions on to you through stupidity. an ass

that piece of shit celerborn should be a lord, so we can call him lord ass.

by john May 6, 2005