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Jewpanese
Massassi
Race who once lived on Yavin IV according to the Star Wars universe. Little else is known about them. They built many temples which the Rebel Alliance used in the time of the Galactic Civil War. Think this is nerdy? Guess it is.
shlong
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
schlong
Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
Chin Music
1.n. The sound a baseball pitched at a high speed makes as it flies by the batter's face. Alternately, the sound a bullet makes as it shoots past someone's face.
2.v., to treat to - to shoot at with a gun.
2.v., to treat to - to shoot at with a gun.
1. It looks like popular baseball player got a little chin music from that vicious new pitcher for the name of opposing baseball team, huh?
2. Myaaaah, Johnny Post-It doesn't wanna pay up, eh? Well, then I say we treat him to a little chin music, see? Myaah.
2. Myaaaah, Johnny Post-It doesn't wanna pay up, eh? Well, then I say we treat him to a little chin music, see? Myaah.
Chin Music by anonymous January 2, 2004
Leisure Town
A virtuosic masterpiece of a photocomic created entirely by the sole efforts of cartoonist Tristan Farnon. Formerly accessible online at www.leisuretown.com, but suddenly and without explanation retired in November of 2003, much to the dismay of many readers. The comic series revolved around the exploits of a menagerie of vaguely anthropomorphic and cheery-looking plastic bendy rabbits, dogs, giraffes, polar bears, lions, cats, pigs, and humans leading horrific lives of hopelessness and despair. The photographed images of the toy animals were seamlessly superimposed over photographs of real locations, creating the image of giant, looming animal-people operating in the human world, establishing a decidedly surreal and creepy aesthetic.
The characters seemed to spend most of their time stealing, beating, murdering, fornicating, shooting pornography, shitting their pants, smoking weed, butt-raping, molesting children, and, most of all, masturbating and committing suicide. The tone was set by long stretches of quiet resentment of everything punctuated by short bursts of sadistically hilarious and impossibly over-the-top bloodshed and violence. Aggressive use of a wide and colorful vocabulary for describing male genitalia also abound.
Leisure Town was one of the most amazingly horrifying and hilarious comics ever created.
The characters seemed to spend most of their time stealing, beating, murdering, fornicating, shooting pornography, shitting their pants, smoking weed, butt-raping, molesting children, and, most of all, masturbating and committing suicide. The tone was set by long stretches of quiet resentment of everything punctuated by short bursts of sadistically hilarious and impossibly over-the-top bloodshed and violence. Aggressive use of a wide and colorful vocabulary for describing male genitalia also abound.
Leisure Town was one of the most amazingly horrifying and hilarious comics ever created.
Leisure Town by anonymous January 2, 2004