Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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nigga please

A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.
1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005
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FUPA

Fat Upper Pussy Area.

The area just above the vaginal region and just below the belly that is an accumulation of all the unused sexuality awaiting to be released once a woman hits the age of about 60-70.
Grandma, will you bounce me on your FUPA and sing me a tune?
by Urban Dictionary October 15, 2004
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Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff
Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!
by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014
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number three

ecstasy.

Due to a ranking of drugs. It's still in the works. All drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two
What are you doing tonight?
About to get me some of that number three.

What are they on right now?
They are hella number threed out!
by Urban Dictionary March 30, 2009
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jolo

A word originating in the early 21st century from the east asia region. Jolo is generally used as a cry of anguish or distress. The word is commonly heard after an adverse situation or event in which someone does something that is retarded. It can also be used to describe a hideously ugly individual who has a raspy voice and has sidespin on his ugly basketball shot.

Also, i don't know if any one has noticed this, but this word "jolo" can be used to describe the sound that a camel makes when it is under distress and needs to let go of all its anger.

If anyone wants to hear this "jolo" sound, please refer to the movie "benchwarmers" as jon heder of napoleon dynamite provides an EXCELLENT example when he is in the outfield and becomes ridiculously bored. *JOLO*
The prime example would be after someone does something stupid on your sports team...let's take baseball for example.
So your team is playing in the biggest tournament of the year, and during the first game, you open up the game with 6 runs, all with 2 outs! A member of your team gets walked and eventually steals second on a wild pitch, all with your best hitter at the plate. On the next pitch, the batter hits a line drive right up the middle and you think to yourself, wow 7-0, baby. The adrenaline is pumping inside of you and the momentum is on your side. The runner on second "sprints" to third, and for some odd reason, stops..looks at the 3rd base coach waving him home, then runs has hard as he can. You watch on as the ball is all of a sudden in the catcher's mitt and your teammate is walking into home. The catcher easily tags him out and all of a sudden, the adrenaline stops. The umpire calls him out with authority and you feel like you've just been stabbed with a dagger....after the play and after you lose the tournament, all you say to yourself is, freakin jolo!
by Urban Dictionary November 6, 2006
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Skuda

Someone who rides a moped/scooter!!!
A learner moped/scooter driver is a Skudette!!!
"Check that Skuda on his Pug."
by Urban Dictionary April 2, 2006
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