Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

OR

When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.

"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"

by Urban Dictionary December 9, 2008

mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004

the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.

The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.

by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005

Cinco Ranch High School

Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.

The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."

The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"

C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!

by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2006

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.

When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004