fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.
I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.
by me February 19, 2003
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lfpos

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.
Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch
by Me March 07, 2004
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yankees

The heart of baseball. As long as the Yankees keep winning, we know baseball isn't dead yet. Baseball is dying, and the yankees are there when we need them the most. Baseball was meant for these guys. If you're a hater, well I respect freedom of speech, but still, unless you're a Red Sox fan you're probably only jealous that they've had some of the best baseball players of all-time and 26 World Championships.
Yankees are the reason why the American League has won 17 more World Championships than the National League.

As long as the Yankees keep winning, Baseball is still alive.

Ever since they changed their franchise name/city from the Baltimore Orioles to the New York Yankees in 1903, the Yankees have done what they were meant for.
by me July 22, 2004
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g-13

The dankest pot ever made. It was made by the government. A plant was stolen once and spliced with another strain, that is the closest potency you can get to g-13.
I wish I had some g-13 so I could get really fucked up
by me March 24, 2003
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threatmantic

"Someone stole my threatmantic email!"
by Me October 13, 2003
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bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
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green apple splatter

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters
by me June 11, 2006
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