Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"
Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."
Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"
Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."
Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
by anonymous November 11, 2006
Get the Fat Abbotmug. 
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
Get the urbanitemug. If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.
Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.
You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.
Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.
You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
Get the math classmug. by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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