Definitions by anonymous
midg3t
A leet hax0r at many things comput0rish, and an own0r at mirc scripting. Likes to work at Woolworths Sherwood for BLING BLING MONIEZ CASH so he can buy new comput0r equipment to combat the evil forces of his ULTRA NEO ALPHA VI NAZI old people who live in his house and 'regulate' his interweb usage. However, he strikes out at thm by chatting late at night on ETG in channels such as #neurosis and browsing the interweb hooing to find a site similar in coolness to www.homestarrunner.com and watch more strongbad and stuph like that. He is own0r at ITP at SPLC and has to take a stun baton to sk00l sometimes as protection from the ladies. An all-round cool guy. Find him, shake his hand, and then pay his friends money. Also an (outdated) reference to his height
Shortstop
Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.
See also first and a half base.
See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.