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Dry anal is an act of anal sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into an anus unproperly lubricated, leaving the anus raw, puckered, and sometimes bleeding.
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
Get the dry analmug. See wordposer/word, wordprep/word, wordpunk/word, wordgoth/word, wordjock/word, and other equally wordlame/word wordsterotype/words
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
Get the Stereotypemug. 1. After about two beers he started to axehammer.
2. The poor lad was so axehammerisch I almost cried.
2. The poor lad was so axehammerisch I almost cried.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
Get the axehammermug. NOT a Libetarian. A declining species of humanoid which is neither radical by political persuasion nor currently represented by the majority claiming to be such. A bereft and lonely soul seeking a return of the good old days when public service outranked self-serving interests. One fiscally conservative but socially aware and willing to support real progress, even with public funding. Fairly moderate in orientation prior to corruption by moderne interests which place non-political priorities in contention for resouces of people and money.
Ev Dirksen, Charlie Halleck, and Barry Goldwater were Republicans, as were just about any members of the GOP deceased before 1980 or higly visible before then and especially if visible during or before the 1960s.
by Anonymous August 15, 2006
Get the Republicanmug. Vangoojie (noun)
Originally a subfamily of the larger species "vanjitera pliaesis," the modern Vangoojie became its own species when the ancient subfamilies split and migrated to the eastern front of Greater Illania. As the species became its own, it also gained many characteristic traits, some of which include the ability to burrow underneath the ground, create sound of frequencies up to 50,000 Hz, and stare at the sun for an hour without blinking. The last of these things comes from a blatant and substantial gap in intelligence that the species's evolution created. For reasons unbeknownst to scientists, any Vangoojie assigned from birth to be a civilian is incredibly lacking in intelligence. However, any Vangoojie deemed a king inexplicably gains intelligence beyond that of genius level by human standards. Despite this fact, there are no physical differences between a civilian Vangoojie and a king Vangoojie. Even so, scientists at Harvard University have deemed them each to be a species of their own; "vanjitera idocrisis" and "vanjitera eincisis".
The Vangoojie lifestyle, though different for both subdivisions, is a simple one. For a civilian, life consists of eating, sleeping, staring at the sun, digging tunnels that the king ordered to be dug, digging tunnels that the civilian thought the king ordered to be dug, and digging tunnels that the king did not order to be dug. For a king, life consists of feeding, resting, covering fellow Vangoojie's eyes, watching over ordered tunnels as they are dug, stopping tunnels from being dug that the civilians thought were needed to be done, and hurting itself whilst falling through a weak spot in the ground from a tunnel that had been dug directly underneath it. This entire lifestyle is epitomized by the words of the researcher who originally watched these creatures in action, William Durr, when he says, "The life of a Vangoojie king consists solely of living life as it comes, making up for the idiotic things its peers do, and forever being wrongly accused of being an idiot itself, while in truth being a genius."
Originally a subfamily of the larger species "vanjitera pliaesis," the modern Vangoojie became its own species when the ancient subfamilies split and migrated to the eastern front of Greater Illania. As the species became its own, it also gained many characteristic traits, some of which include the ability to burrow underneath the ground, create sound of frequencies up to 50,000 Hz, and stare at the sun for an hour without blinking. The last of these things comes from a blatant and substantial gap in intelligence that the species's evolution created. For reasons unbeknownst to scientists, any Vangoojie assigned from birth to be a civilian is incredibly lacking in intelligence. However, any Vangoojie deemed a king inexplicably gains intelligence beyond that of genius level by human standards. Despite this fact, there are no physical differences between a civilian Vangoojie and a king Vangoojie. Even so, scientists at Harvard University have deemed them each to be a species of their own; "vanjitera idocrisis" and "vanjitera eincisis".
The Vangoojie lifestyle, though different for both subdivisions, is a simple one. For a civilian, life consists of eating, sleeping, staring at the sun, digging tunnels that the king ordered to be dug, digging tunnels that the civilian thought the king ordered to be dug, and digging tunnels that the king did not order to be dug. For a king, life consists of feeding, resting, covering fellow Vangoojie's eyes, watching over ordered tunnels as they are dug, stopping tunnels from being dug that the civilians thought were needed to be done, and hurting itself whilst falling through a weak spot in the ground from a tunnel that had been dug directly underneath it. This entire lifestyle is epitomized by the words of the researcher who originally watched these creatures in action, William Durr, when he says, "The life of a Vangoojie king consists solely of living life as it comes, making up for the idiotic things its peers do, and forever being wrongly accused of being an idiot itself, while in truth being a genius."
by Anonymous April 9, 2005
Get the Vangoojiemug. Traditionally the word meant garbage. Now it describes the most leet and undeniably sexy person or thing.
by anonymous July 14, 2004
Get the bunzemug. getting head in the back of a van at the Dairy Queen drive through while watching Toy Story.
Seriously, I've seen it happen
Seriously, I've seen it happen
by anonymous July 27, 2005
Get the Riding with Mickeymug.