midg3t 

A leet hax0r at many things comput0rish, and an own0r at mirc scripting. Likes to work at Woolworths Sherwood for BLING BLING MONIEZ CASH so he can buy new comput0r equipment to combat the evil forces of his ULTRA NEO ALPHA VI NAZI old people who live in his house and 'regulate' his interweb usage. However, he strikes out at thm by chatting late at night on ETG in channels such as #neurosis and browsing the interweb hooing to find a site similar in coolness to www.homestarrunner.com and watch more strongbad and stuph like that. He is own0r at ITP at SPLC and has to take a stun baton to sk00l sometimes as protection from the ladies. An all-round cool guy. Find him, shake his hand, and then pay his friends money. Also an (outdated) reference to his height

WOWOW KEKEKE!!! That guy is almost as leet as midg3t!!
Man, I wish midg3t would let me join neurosis, it being the BEST CLAN EVAR (except for takit0r - jk)
Shit that midg3t is hot - I want to make little midg3ts with him TODAY

midg3t by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

nuke the midget 

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.

Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.

nuke the midget by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009

desk midget 

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.

"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."

desk midget by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015