Definitions by anonymous

hampster 

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Headlines 

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

Headlines by Anonymous June 16, 2003

sausage nipples 

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

sausage nipples by Anonymous June 16, 2003

alcohol 

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

alcohol by Anonymous June 16, 2003

gentrophilia 

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

gentrophilia by Anonymous June 16, 2003

diddly squat

nothing

You know diddly squat about anything.

diddly squat by Anonymous June 16, 2003

asswipe johnson 

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

asswipe johnson by Anonymous June 16, 2003