MooCowWebMistress

A unique creature that is prone to gyrating when booty shakin electrohouse, big tippers or apple pie is around. Tell tail signs you have located the elusive MCWM is the cries of "right on" and "dammit."

You think that is the MooCowWebMistress?

Dunno...red hair...DD's, but it could be anyone.

"MOOOOOOOOO Dammit"

Yup thats her!

by m June 06, 2004

Sozzard

Sarcastic way of saying sorry

Carlos :You broke my new bicycle

Liam : oh, sozzard. *rolls eyes*

by M February 02, 2005

Who does that?

An exclamation hilighting the stupidity or lack of logic of a preceeding statement.

"I ate three cockroaches."
"What? Who does that?"

by M December 24, 2004

cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

by m November 13, 2003

ex-wife

A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.

Also like the archery target idea.

My ex wife.

by m October 30, 2003

pizzle

Pee

Yo homie, ill be right back, gotta take a pizzle

by M July 02, 2003

boredom

Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.

That boredom guy sure is swell.

by M March 22, 2003