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Fwappage
Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").
grangela
a beautiful combination of perfection and more perfection wrapped into one. The only thing beastly about it is that nothing can bring grangela down!