j's definitions

pathump

like when u slap two pieces of meat together

butcher' and the meat on the bus goes...
J' u get the idea

by J April 1, 2005

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it

i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation

by J April 1, 2005

dutchie

a type of J u would usually roll if you are going to be smoking it while driving..

also a term of driving while smoking with the windows up, causing the cabin to be filled with a smoke you are unable to see through

J' oi wind the windows down i cant see shit
kid' nah eh mm... maaan.. leave fuk wind, he.. hehe.. hehehehe
J' fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

szichkaboom

when something sizzles, goes 'ich' and goes kaboom... a very indepth and complicated way of exploding whilst maintaining a smooth cooking texture and language control

szichkaboom
kid' yeah... its dead
J' peace out brutha

by J April 1, 2005

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Yonkers

a city so big the north and south are connected by a major highway. once a beautiful place now turned ghetto, both north and south. coyle pl, intervale pl, mclean ave, and caryle ave are all now hard. some of the north is still at its height, but it wont last very long, schools ARE laying off teachers and the board of ed is missing 600k. As someone once sed, take out staten island and make yonkers the 5th bourough of nyc, seeing as how it's about 10 minutes to manhattan (no traffic). Its still hot to hang out there because it is so commercialized.

My home... look at it now.

by j April 1, 2005

zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

by J April 1, 2005