Alessandro is so nice and nice looking and funny and Italian and handsome and blond and funny and cool
Alessandro is so good
Get the Alessandromug. 
A word which shows dissatisfaction, anger or irritation with the services of one of the big telecommuncation and internet companies, Vodafone Group Plc and their sub companies in other countries. Mostly that's caused by often happening malfunction of internet and not reaching the download/upload speed written in contract.
"I hate Vodafuck so much. I dont have internet working AGAIN"
"Wow I was able to enjoy the experience of having internet for one whole hour. But ofc it's not working anymore. Thanks, VODAFUCK!"
"Wow I was able to enjoy the experience of having internet for one whole hour. But ofc it's not working anymore. Thanks, VODAFUCK!"
Get the Vodafuckmug.