that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
Get the The Truman Showmug. 
A stupid person from uganda who comes from da North.
He always wants to eat kipooli
He is ugly
He fears to talk to girls
But the name Esilu its self means Stupid
He always wants to eat kipooli
He is ugly
He fears to talk to girls
But the name Esilu its self means Stupid
Get the Esilumug. The term used to describe a Queensland state of origin team, beaten in a series decider at Suncorp, the old Lang Park. This is the ultimate humiliation for the Maroons and all Queenslanders.
Get the Qlsr'smug. Did you see Michael put that load on his COMMERCIAL PETERBUILT FLATBED with that TOYOTA FORKLIFT. He must have a big weewee
Get the Michaelmug.