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the ringles 

The Beatles except every musician is Ringo

The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety

the ringles by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Aberdeen

The only location in the UK where smoking cannabis is legal. This is due to the culture of a small, isolated, and unnamed civilization that lived there from the Roman conquest of England until 1746, when England took back Scotland during the Austrian succession. This group was mixed Celtic and Norse, and used to be a minority among the Celtics all over the isles until the Romans took over, and they fled to the mountains of the north. after Scotland fell in 1746, some fled north to Iceland and others went west to the new world, but this mostly undocumented civilization is mostly extinct. Their civilization specifically has to due with Aberdeen because many artifacts of this minority was found within Aberdeen. Today, they're only a small minority in far northern scotland and other celtic and norse countries, occasionally a few along canada and the USA's east coast

ancient Aberdeen folk song: 🎶 At aberdeen, we smoke weed 🎶

Aberdeen by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Brian Jones 

The lost member of the Rolling Stones none of them remember

Interviewer: So, do you remember Brian Jones and his influence on the band?
Jagger: Who?
Charlie: Who?
Keith: Who?
Ronnie: I wouldn't know who that is
Wyman: Yeah, I miss him. It's a shame that he died a month after he got kicked out of the band

Brian Jones by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

I accidentally started a revolution 

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot

Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*

I accidentally started a revolution by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Flavius Valentinianus 

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

Flavius Valentinianus by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

Something's wrong, I can feel it by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Ryan got a ball game tomorrow 

One of the lost urban dictionary users who put his name in the definitions on how hw had a basketball game the next day

Yo, Ryan got a ball game tomorrow. Better let him get some sleep
Ryan: Thanks guys, bye
*Last online March 08, 2017*
Everyone: Where is Ryan? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Ryan got a ball game tomorrow by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021