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Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918

Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Nuff

A person who says "Nuff said" instead of "Enough said"

Nuff said that enough is said

by ♥🗺☠ March 5, 2021

Chaos Agent

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group, usually for their own personal entertainment

Yo! I just copied Starquti and left. I'm quite the chaos agent. *evil laugh*

by ♥🗺☠ August 13, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Ianarius

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)

by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021

lying flat

Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom

1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021