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Tonsil Stone Gun

When you cough up a tonsil stone with so much force and pressure it flings out your mouth.
I wanted to say something to my crush, but as soon as I said my first word it flung into HER throat. Damn Tonsil Stone Gun!
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A literal piece of shit that doesn't know how to make youtube vids
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Whoompadoomp

The sound that comes from ur crushes bed when she gives you her adress...
Ayo Alyssa gave me her adress...
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Sardinjae

Sardinjae was discovered by J.T. Mirdue in the Earth year 1767. It stayed as a part of Agyptcia until 1856 when Magne-Agyptcians declared independance. Sardinjae was split into 5 regions, the Sardinjean rainforests, the Sierra Sardin. , the RedRocked valley, the Pink Tropicas, and the Sardin glacier. In 1888, they lost their 5th region due to the Hollander occupation. This caused major agression. This was the treaty signed by Malayam H. in 1893:
May the regions be separated between Holland and the Sardin, we will divide the area, Holland gets the northeastern branch and Sardinjae remain same.

Holland shall keep their peace treaty promise. If it is broken, the responsible ones will be killed.
Holland broke it, so Agyptcia called a war starting in 1902. Agyptcia was losing, but got the upper hand as the Gavaiottes joined in to help. Gavai won the war and got the land, becoming a province named Eminya.
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Shamevoid

Looking at something you're really aroused by but pretending you're not like... "into it".
I looked at my crush with sexual excitement but I told my friend I was looking at her because she was ugly but he had already known the unlimitedly huge list of sexual acts I wanted to commit to her. Motherfucking shamevoiding man, you wanna just not simp, but ya do anyway.
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