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Dustaug

(doo-stag)
A noun

Someone who listens to one song repetitively

Tommy: "Stop listening to Numa Numa you f***ing dustaug!"

by anonymous October 6, 2016

grab them by the pussy

Something that Donald Trump enjoys doing.

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

by anonymous October 7, 2016

Squad time

A time you spend with your squad or friends

"Squad time after school" she said to her group of friends
"For sure" they said back

by anonymous October 24, 2016

Lasterfuck

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

by anonymous October 30, 2016

Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 9, 2017

Comey'd

When someone keeps bringing up something in your past which you thought was over.

Me: Dude, can you believe it, out of the blue she brings up that old story again. I thought that was old biz.
Friend: She Comey'd you bro!

by anonymous May 9, 2017

donald trump

proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president

"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"

in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...

tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world

tom- thankgod we have harry potter

by anonymous November 11, 2016