Zyngo

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.
I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 01, 2010
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ZyngAddict™

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It is a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

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Zynga-dicted™, adj., (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".
I'm tired of that ZyngAddict™ on Facebook. All he does is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban that God Damn ZyngAddict™.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 19, 2010
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TeaTard

An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.
The TeaTards may actually succeed in making this an Idiocracy by the end of this century.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 13, 2010
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PMMORPG

Acronym for Parasitic Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, which describes a game so parasitic, that it sucks the very Life Blood out of you. You practically have to be online 24/7, and it is worse than a job you hate but cannot quit.
Mafia Wars has become a PMMORPG. I can barely break away from it for an hour.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 14, 2010
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Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.
I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 06, 2010
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Republigion

n., the national religion formed by radical right wing Neoconservatives. It is a melding of all Christianity, even though most of its beliefs have long ago been proven to be false.
Most Christians, and especially Catholics, are supposed to believe in Evolution, so if they believe in Intelligent Design, their real religion is Republigion.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg June 24, 2011
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Pol-Troll

n., 1.) A person who friends a politician on FaceBook or other social networking site, only to heckle them. 2.) An offending post on a politician's FaceBook page or other social networking site which is heckling or otherwise unfriendly to the politician.

v., 1.) To heckle a politican you friended on FaceBook or other social networking site. 2.) To friend a politician for the sole purpose of heckling them. :evilgrin:
I went over to my Congressional Incumbent's FaceBook page to Pol-Troll all over it. He is truly a scumbag.

The City Commissioner didn't like it when I Pol-Trolled his FB page. But I just love being a Pol-Troll too much to stop. ;-P
by [TOM] ThunderDawg September 26, 2010
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