Boogeymania

Scare tactics the Media use every day to scare the bejesus out of its audience, to improve ratings. They have to keep you afraid of something, so that you'll rely on them to stay one step ahead of the Boogeyman.

Q: What's the latest Boogeymania?

A: Traces of cancer-causing nicotene left on everything in a room where someone has smoked tobacco products, the so-called 3rd hand smoke.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 13, 2010

boogeyman

The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.

Little eric got eaten by the boogeyman when he didn't say his prayer last night.

by Seanernet October 24, 2003

Boogeyman

A person assigned to assassinate someone.
He's the best at his job and works covert. Highly skilled and trained with weaponry and a killing machine.

Example:

Agent: We need to set up a boogeyman to take him out.
Other guy: Yeah only he can do it now

by Anonymous nymomynous January 2, 2019

anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

boogeymanometer

Internal gauge that triggers irrational and illogical fears of people unlike yourself.

As soon as they realized Barack Obama was a serious candidate, the boogeymanometers went haywire.

by SmoothRob June 28, 2009

boogeyman

a terrible movie that should never be watched by anyone

pulp fiction is a good movie, boogeyman is not

by Mad Maximus April 16, 2006