Something you say when ur annoyed and u don’t want to say fuck but ur so used to it that u say ffffffffffu or fffffffffff
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 23, 2021

It means Momo. If u don’t know Wut Momo is then search her up and look on images. It can also mean smiley face, happy or mischievous.
Teacher: it’s a pupil free day!
Me: :>!!!! =>
Teacher: R u ok?
Me: yes I am do u even know that :> means happy.
Teacher: oke can u plz go home already? * changes the subject cuz it didn’t know what it meant*
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Person: hey do u know something weird, pretty and a bit creepy?
Me: :>
Person: what does that mean?
Me: it means Momo. SEARCH HER UO NOWWWW!
Person: oooooooook?
THIS WORD MEANS HAPPY, MOMO, SMILEY FACE OR MISCHIEVOUS! :> or => is da same thing GOT IT?!
Me: :>!!!! =>
Teacher: R u ok?
Me: yes I am do u even know that :> means happy.
Teacher: oke can u plz go home already? * changes the subject cuz it didn’t know what it meant*
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Person: hey do u know something weird, pretty and a bit creepy?
Me: :>
Person: what does that mean?
Me: it means Momo. SEARCH HER UO NOWWWW!
Person: oooooooook?
THIS WORD MEANS HAPPY, MOMO, SMILEY FACE OR MISCHIEVOUS! :> or => is da same thing GOT IT?!
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 5, 2021

If u search this up u r the dumbest person ever. (JK! ;>) When there is a sentence it can’t go on 4ever! Something has to stop the sentence from killing your throat.
Person: .
Me: .
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Me: .
Person: .
Me: .
Person: this is getting weird.
Me: .
Person: can u stop?
Me: .
Person: AAAAARRRRGH
ME: .
Me: .
Person: .
Me: .
Person: .
Me: .
Person: this is getting weird.
Me: .
Person: can u stop?
Me: .
Person: AAAAARRRRGH
ME: .
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 10, 2021

A sculpture half chicken half woman. People say if you disrespect her she will come in the night and do something to you. Sometimes she just touches you, sometimes she kills. No one knows what she is going to do. WHEN MOMO STATUE DIES WE DIE.
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Mum: Hi darling how are doing?
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 12, 2021

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …
by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021
