(╥﹏╥) lord of noodles's definitions

Ship

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 7, 2021

:> or =>

It means Momo. If u don’t know Wut Momo is then search her up and look on images. It can also mean smiley face, happy or mischievous.

Teacher: it’s a pupil free day!
Me: :>!!!! =>
Teacher: R u ok?
Me: yes I am do u even know that :> means happy.
Teacher: oke can u plz go home already? * changes the subject cuz it didn’t know what it meant*

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Person: hey do u know something weird, pretty and a bit creepy?
Me: :>

Person: what does that mean?
Me: it means Momo. SEARCH HER UO NOWWWW!
Person: oooooooook?
THIS WORD MEANS HAPPY, MOMO, SMILEY FACE OR MISCHIEVOUS! :> or => is da same thing GOT IT?!

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 5, 2021

…

The thing you type in when you are not sure about something. Basically means ‘Um…’

Person on ur group chat: ahhahahahahahaahaahhahahahahpooooooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeebitchhhhhhh
Me: …
Or
Person on roblox: OMG ADOPT ME SCAMRRRR! EWWWWWWW!
Me: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021

Pervert

One word: Mineta

Mineta: OooOh momo’s boObIes
Momo: ur such a pervert.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021

Cool

Constipated

Over waited

Old
Lady
Best acronyme evrr

Girl: OMG I am sooo cute!
Me: I think u r cool.
Girl: Gee thx!
Me: I meant the acronyme stupid.

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 6, 2021

Cool

Constipated

Overweight

Old
Lady
Nice acronyme eh?

Girl: Omg don’t u thing I’m SOO CUTE!
Me: I think ur cool
Girl: OMG thx! I’m that as well
Me: have u ever heard of the acronyme?
Girl: UR HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING 🤮.
Me *in my head*: I luv it when she gets mad! :)

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Momo

A sculpture half chicken half woman. People say if you disrespect her she will come in the night and do something to you. Sometimes she just touches you, sometimes she kills. No one knows what she is going to do. WHEN MOMO STATUE DIES WE DIE.

Momo
This isn’t a joke

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021