Definitions by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles

Ship 

A ship is when u let two people marry each other. IF U SHIP SOPHITZ AND ALL MIGHT X DEKU U ARE CURSED!!!

Me: In My hero academia who do u ship?
Demon: I ship… All Might and Deku!
Me in my head: u fucking bitch how could u!!!
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Me: who do u ship in koltc?
Devil: SOPHITZ

Me out loud this time: ur 1000000 times worse than Mineta bitch!

Ship by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles September 7, 2021

Ffffffffu 

Something you say when ur annoyed and u don’t want to say fuck but ur so used to it that u say ffffffffffu or fffffffffff

Teacher: *hands out the 250 paged test*
Teacher: ur gonna have to redo the test
Me: oh Ffffffffu

Ffffffffu by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 23, 2021

Good

The answer to everything about feelings.

Mum: Hi darling how are doing?
Me: good
Mum: how was school?
Me: good
Mum: did you enjoy art class?how was it?
Me: good
Mum: have a taste of the dinner
*gives*
Mum: how does it taste darling?
Me: good.

Good by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 12, 2021

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If u search this up u r the dumbest person ever. (JK! ;>) When there is a sentence it can’t go on 4ever! Something has to stop the sentence from killing your throat.

Person: .
Me: .
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Person: .
Me: .
Person: this is getting weird.
Me: .
Person: can u stop?
Me: .
Person: AAAAARRRRGH
ME: .

. by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 10, 2021

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Whoever searches this up a stupid bitch.

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. by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021

Katsuki Bakugou 

A bad tempered bitch who goes around wanting to kill deku and his classmates e.g. Shoto Todoroki. Though I have to admit he is a bit hot.

*Deku walks onto the arena. Bakugou does as well*
Announcer: Here we have Izuku Midoriya versing Katsuki Bakugou!

Bakugou: IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BROCCOLI HAIRED BITCH!

Katsuki Bakugou by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 9, 2021

Longest word 

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

Longest word by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021