THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE, IT WILL STOP ANYTHING IN IT'S PATH, YOU SHALL
RESPECT THE
DOT, YOU SHALL WORSHIP THE
DOT, GET DOWN TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW DOWN TO HIM, OR HE WILL END YOU.
Two
people: *communicating*
*the dot appars*
Person
1: HOLY S**T IT'S THE DOT
The dot: that's
right mortal fools now get down on your knees and bow down to me like there's no tomorrow
Person
2: holy crap let's get outta here
Both:*running and screaming*
The dot: WHO DARES TO GET OUT FROM MY PRESSENCE
Person 1: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. NOW WERE ALL GONNA
DIEPerson
2: OH
F**KING DEAR. OH NO
The entire world: *screaming and running away*
News reporter: this just in, the world is about to be in apocalyptic chaoz because two idiot boys disrespected the dot, what do you have to say for yourself
Person 1: we didnt mean to, actually, it was his fault
Person
2: MY FAULT
Person 1: yes your fault, you were the one who told us to run away
Person
2: I was just trying for us to not
diePerson 1: why didn't you say that in the first place
Person
2: I...uhh...I AM A BAD
PERSON *cries*
News reporter: you heard it here folks, and speaking of which THE WORLD WILL END IN JUST A FEW SECONDS, AAAAAAAH
Guy watching TV: AAAAAAHHHH
All 7.8 billion
people: *screams as the world will end in 10 seconds*
Person 1: well i guess this is goodbye, I AM GONNA MISS YOU *cries*
Person
2: i will miss you too buddy *cries*
Both: *cries*
The dot: ASTA LA VISTA EARTH
*earth explodes and now everyone is dead*
THE END