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Sissy Punk Ass Lame Bitch
One of the best things you could say to the face of a convict, exconvict or otherwise, to guarantee a violent response on or about your entire person.
When Knuckles got the new he had 2 months to live and it will be excruciating pain the whole time 'till death, he went to the club and called the Boss man a
'SPALB.
Knuckles suffered no more!
SPALB by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 22, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Een leraar/docent (m/v) die op een saaie en vervelende manier les geeft, en zijn/haar vakgebied eigenlijk niet echt goed beheerst. Hij/zij maakt geen grapjes en houdt zich angstvallig aan powerpointpresentaties.
Mark : “Hey, hoe ging je eerste week op school?”
“Oh, goed, we hadden een paar toffe docenten, maar ook een spal voor Frans”.
Spal by 1 Force Air October 7, 2020
Related Words
SPALB spalding spab smalbany spagballs snalb Spal spald spalk Spall
A cheeky asian legend of a mate
Person 'come out' Spallo 'no' Person 'come out' Spallo 'ok'
Spallo by dunsdenmassive May 17, 2015

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?
Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011

dick van spacbert 

The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick
This girl was been such a dick van spacbert

spalooshie 

The act of performing a handjob while your partner is vomiting. Similar in principle to a blumpkin.
Sara: Oh my God, like, Ben was SO drunk last night, he like threw up while I was giving him a handjob!
Katie: EW GROSS I HATE SPALOOSHIES
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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