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A Titanic OceanGate meat is made up of x1 carbon fiber trashcan filled with x5 rich humans....and x1 Xbox controller.......bring to the depth of the Titanic and wait for implosion.....
by #AlexisMason June 27, 2023
Get the Titanic OceanGate mug."Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
Get the Frosty the SnoWoman mug."Soy Bitch" was first discovered by #AlexisMason from the Elon Musk owned website called Twitter on December 14th, 2022. A commentator by the name of Steve Inman first used the term "Soy Bitch." The video showed a scrawny guy trying to act tough and assault a cameraman....when the cameraman then pepper sprayed the assailant....the bully turned into a crying little Soy Boy.....
Soy Bitch is in the same realm as Soy Boy....
A male that claims he doesn't eat meat.......can be a Soy Bitch
A person that eats alot of Soy products can be a Soy Bitch
Someone that is acting like a pussy ass bitch can also be considered a Soy Bitch
A Gay guy that is the bitch in the relationship who is vegan may also be called a Soy Bitch
I don't make the rules....i just write down what i see........soy bitch
Soy Bitch is in the same realm as Soy Boy....
A male that claims he doesn't eat meat.......can be a Soy Bitch
A person that eats alot of Soy products can be a Soy Bitch
Someone that is acting like a pussy ass bitch can also be considered a Soy Bitch
A Gay guy that is the bitch in the relationship who is vegan may also be called a Soy Bitch
I don't make the rules....i just write down what i see........soy bitch
This guy was acting all tough until he got pepper sprayed and turned into a Soy bitch
.....let's put this guy in the Octagon and see if he is a Soy Bitch or not....
......how many Soy Bitches does it take to screw in a light bulb?........we don't know......
.....let's put this guy in the Octagon and see if he is a Soy Bitch or not....
......how many Soy Bitches does it take to screw in a light bulb?........we don't know......
by #AlexisMason December 14, 2022
Get the Soy Bitch mug.#HDO is codeword for #HItersDayOff or "Hitler's Day Off " a Freedom of Speech campaign created by : Alexis Victoria Mason to protect Comedy Arts.
*In 2022, there is a bad stigma attached to the word "Hitler" that interferes with the basic Freedoms of Speech in an era in which Artists and Comedians are censored. The censorship of Comedy diminishes what the United States of America stands for.
#HDO is not a terrorist organization, but a fun realm in which it is OK to poke fun at what might be considered offensive/ sensitive material. The United States Constitution protects #HDO Comedy.
*In 2022, there is a bad stigma attached to the word "Hitler" that interferes with the basic Freedoms of Speech in an era in which Artists and Comedians are censored. The censorship of Comedy diminishes what the United States of America stands for.
#HDO is not a terrorist organization, but a fun realm in which it is OK to poke fun at what might be considered offensive/ sensitive material. The United States Constitution protects #HDO Comedy.
"Hey..........have you checked out #HDO for some laughs?"
They are trying to ban #HDO, but it is basic "Freedoms of Speech" for Comedy Art(s).
They are trying to ban #HDO, but it is basic "Freedoms of Speech" for Comedy Art(s).
by #AlexisMason October 13, 2022
Get the #HDO mug.all those rich assholes paid $250,000 for a ticket to visit the Titanic and they all died.
The rich assholes thought that they were better than everyone else aboard the Titanic.....until it fuckin broke in half and sank to the bottom of the ice fuckin cold ocean......
The rich assholes thought that they were better than everyone else aboard the Titanic.....until it fuckin broke in half and sank to the bottom of the ice fuckin cold ocean......
by #AlexisMason June 22, 2023
Get the Titanic mug.Ithapithecus refers to "fact check" a reference.
....to check multiple resources instead of relying on just one source means to check the "Ithapithecus" of the subject.
....to check multiple resources instead of relying on just one source means to check the "Ithapithecus" of the subject.
....there is a lot of #fakeNews on the internet, let's check out the Ithapithecus (facts) before we come to a decision.
.....this News station is sure spewing out a lot of information, let's do an Ithapithecus check to make sure that they are legit......
.....video footage is considered the "best" evidence in an Ithapithecus fact check.....as the camera can't lie.....
....Be aware of camera editing software, as it can manipulate the original camera footage content.......any manipulation of camera or picture footage is considered illegal in a court of law......as it interferes with unedited Truth......
.....this News station is sure spewing out a lot of information, let's do an Ithapithecus check to make sure that they are legit......
.....video footage is considered the "best" evidence in an Ithapithecus fact check.....as the camera can't lie.....
....Be aware of camera editing software, as it can manipulate the original camera footage content.......any manipulation of camera or picture footage is considered illegal in a court of law......as it interferes with unedited Truth......
by #AlexisMason November 16, 2022
Get the Ithapithecus mug.The act of painting Black on the "face" of a hand.....to mimic a person of African American origin(s).
#AlexisMason was the first person to ever use "Blackface Hand" on the Internet in September of 2022.
by #AlexisMason September 6, 2022
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