To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022
Ithapithecus refers to "fact check" a reference.
....to check multiple resources instead of relying on just one source means to check the "Ithapithecus" of the subject.
....to check multiple resources instead of relying on just one source means to check the "Ithapithecus" of the subject.
....there is a lot of #fakeNews on the internet, let's check out the Ithapithecus (facts) before we come to a decision.
.....this News station is sure spewing out a lot of information, let's do an Ithapithecus check to make sure that they are legit......
.....video footage is considered the "best" evidence in an Ithapithecus fact check.....as the camera can't lie.....
....Be aware of camera editing software, as it can manipulate the original camera footage content.......any manipulation of camera or picture footage is considered illegal in a court of law......as it interferes with unedited Truth......
.....this News station is sure spewing out a lot of information, let's do an Ithapithecus check to make sure that they are legit......
.....video footage is considered the "best" evidence in an Ithapithecus fact check.....as the camera can't lie.....
....Be aware of camera editing software, as it can manipulate the original camera footage content.......any manipulation of camera or picture footage is considered illegal in a court of law......as it interferes with unedited Truth......
by #AlexisMason November 16, 2022
#LilSloth is the "Children friendly" Animation Puppetry performances of the Internet.
#LilSloth is a safe place for Children to express themselves through the use of Toy(s) and (or) other object(s).
#LilSloth was created to give hope to those entities "struggling" during the Age of Covid-19.
#LilSloth is a safe place for Children to express themselves through the use of Toy(s) and (or) other object(s).
#LilSloth was created to give hope to those entities "struggling" during the Age of Covid-19.
by #AlexisMason October 20, 2022
ded is the internet version of being dead.....but it sounds cooler.....
being ded is actively dying.........coming to an end.....
the movie script is ded......it sux....
if you are depressed and just ded inside..........you are actively dead......
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being ded is actively dying.........coming to an end.....
the movie script is ded......it sux....
if you are depressed and just ded inside..........you are actively dead......
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i'm ded.
she is ded.......
ded
she is ded.......
ded
by #AlexisMason November 20, 2022
#HDO is codeword for #HItersDayOff or "Hitler's Day Off " a Freedom of Speech campaign created by : Alexis Victoria Mason to protect Comedy Arts.
*In 2022, there is a bad stigma attached to the word "Hitler" that interferes with the basic Freedoms of Speech in an era in which Artists and Comedians are censored. The censorship of Comedy diminishes what the United States of America stands for.
#HDO is not a terrorist organization, but a fun realm in which it is OK to poke fun at what might be considered offensive/ sensitive material. The United States Constitution protects #HDO Comedy.
*In 2022, there is a bad stigma attached to the word "Hitler" that interferes with the basic Freedoms of Speech in an era in which Artists and Comedians are censored. The censorship of Comedy diminishes what the United States of America stands for.
#HDO is not a terrorist organization, but a fun realm in which it is OK to poke fun at what might be considered offensive/ sensitive material. The United States Constitution protects #HDO Comedy.
"Hey..........have you checked out #HDO for some laughs?"
They are trying to ban #HDO, but it is basic "Freedoms of Speech" for Comedy Art(s).
They are trying to ban #HDO, but it is basic "Freedoms of Speech" for Comedy Art(s).
by #AlexisMason October 13, 2022
Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Pastor Phil on a website called "Twitch" is a known cumpire.
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
by #AlexisMason October 03, 2023
.....when something is so Cringe.......that you die.......right then and there...........
The Cringe obviously varies due to the person views of ones experience. The Cringe may be a personal tick....that thing that someone else does that seems to fucking annoy you or may be extremely disgusting.... who knows?
When someone #DiesofCringe, they must have the facial Cringe characteristics at the point of death.....which basically means.....they are squinching their face........after the point of death.....the #DiesofCringe victim is allowed to relax their face......but those that maintain the Cringe face well into the process of mummification is "most Supreme."
#AlexisMason was the first person to #DiesofCringe ......
The Cringe obviously varies due to the person views of ones experience. The Cringe may be a personal tick....that thing that someone else does that seems to fucking annoy you or may be extremely disgusting.... who knows?
When someone #DiesofCringe, they must have the facial Cringe characteristics at the point of death.....which basically means.....they are squinching their face........after the point of death.....the #DiesofCringe victim is allowed to relax their face......but those that maintain the Cringe face well into the process of mummification is "most Supreme."
#AlexisMason was the first person to #DiesofCringe ......
Robert #DiesofCringe when his wife cooked his steak medium instead of medium-rare.........
Susan #DiesofCringe when the laundry wasn't folded correctly.......
Karen #DiesofCringe when she couldn't speak to the manager.....
The Queen of England #DiesofCringe when she found out she had to actually get a job..........
Steffany #DiesofCringe when she found out #AlexisMason was her Aunt..........
Susan #DiesofCringe when the laundry wasn't folded correctly.......
Karen #DiesofCringe when she couldn't speak to the manager.....
The Queen of England #DiesofCringe when she found out she had to actually get a job..........
Steffany #DiesofCringe when she found out #AlexisMason was her Aunt..........
by #AlexisMason July 25, 2022