Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.

The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.

The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.

Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories

The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.