Urban Dictionary

When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

Situation in which you are long past the working time of your deodorant, you start to get B.O., and the armpits of your shirt get wet.

Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.

No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.