Doubling your money.

The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.

Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.

To gamble recklessly and aggressively after a bad or improbable beat or series of bad or improbable beats. Usually results in losing all of your money and then some. Good gamblers avoid this at all costs, even if it means going home earlier than expected.

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.

A meal that requires nothing more than pushing numbers on the microwave. Often times a frozen dinner or leftovers.