Urban Dictionary

The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.

Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Birth Control Glasses. Generally a military term which refers to the large, blocky glasses issued to military personnel who require the use of corrective lenses.

A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.

The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

To move one's hands and arms expressively while talking bollox.