table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 08, 2006
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food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."
by Anne Buster November 09, 2006
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barage

A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.
G-Man spent some in a barage on Veterans Day twisting off.
by sssscot November 11, 2006
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nosh

to snack on
I've been noshing all day.
Stop your noshin', you won't want to eat dinner.
by Nosher May 25, 2003
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Fence

A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.
"I got this sweet iPod from my fence on the south side."

"Hey Sarge, I hear one of your contacts fingered a fence last night."
by Donald Beckwith August 15, 2006
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nicotini

An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.
After the citywide smoking ban came into effect, my only option was to drink an occassional nicotini while barhopping.
by JiggaWhat? September 02, 2006
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October Surprise

When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."
News from October 31: We found Osama!

... although we really had his ass in a cell under the Pentagon the last three years.
by K Dawg Plus September 06, 2004
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