People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.