Caraoke

Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.

A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.

Sore neck as a result of headbanging at a metal concert.

The act of remembering, with or without success, a night of inebriation.

Acronym for give me a second.

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.