pop a squat

by Bradshaw April 08, 2005
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Work Mouth

A form of self-censorship practiced at work to avoid offensive or cuss words. Typically includes cuss-replacements you learned from your grandma. Potentially embarrassing if accidentally used outside of work at parties or in the company of your drunk friends.

May also be used in the company of grandparents, teachers, preachers, and others who disapprove of cussing.

Does not apply to all professions. Musicians and construction workers have no need for a work mouth.
At work:
-Did you just say fuck?
-Yeah, sorry. I forgot to use my work mouth.

At a party:
-Did you just say fiddlesticks?
-Yeah, sorry. I still have my work mouth on.
by mandawoowoo December 21, 2010
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president please

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"
by Echo808 February 11, 2009
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first

a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net
(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST
by dtsergiu February 10, 2009
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bowl noob

Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t.
by BeanMaster April 16, 2008
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Unbrella

An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.
It won't keep you dry but if you want to, you can stand under my unbrella-ella-ella.
by Joel Madberg May 23, 2008
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social chameleon

someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.
Chris is such a social chameleon, hes such a nice guy at chess club, but such a dick on the football team.
by Boone Wheeler May 13, 2005
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