Xmax

Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Xmas and is way cooler.
It is possible to celebrate Xmax inadvertantly, so if you're having quite a lot of fun at Xmas and nobody's talking about the baby Jesus, then you're probably celebrating Xmax. Don't worry tho, Xmax is much better.
"I can't believe it's December 25th again so quickly"

"Yeh, I know. Thanks for this amazing present by the way, it's much better than any Xmas present i've had before!"

"That's cos it's an Xmax present dude! Merry Xmax"
by Alan _D February 17, 2008
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Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.
I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.
by arcu December 05, 2010
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gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
by Jeema December 07, 2009
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jesus piece

A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.
"Cubans with the Jesus piece" -Notorious B.I.G. hypnotize
by Jami guyana February 16, 2005
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Shatner commas

Oddly placed commas that don't seem to serve any actual purpose in punctuation, but make it look like you should take odd pauses, as William Shatner does when delivering lines.
This is what Shatner commas look like:

When, we get to, the restaurant, we should, order some, tasty, beverages.
by horsecock_jenkins October 20, 2009
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trustno1

Special Agent Fox Mulder's computer password in the X-Files TV series.
Name: Mulder, F
Password: ********
by Brainz January 11, 2004
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courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.
by mpfl April 24, 2007
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