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The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.
Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!
by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009
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OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!
by Batzerto September 29, 2010
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Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
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Patrick wanted to be besties with Erik, but Erik considered John to be his bestie. John thought Kate was his bestie, but Kate is actually besties with Karen. Karen & Kate often laugh at so many unrequited besties within their circle of friends and are happy they have each other as true besties.
by crrrl February 11, 2009
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Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
Person B: "I had to go on a beef walk, PF Changs for lunch gave me the Dali Chicken farts"
by moistchunks4life May 28, 2011
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The presenter stated in MBAese, "We are aggressively leveraging existing assets to affect a paradigm shift interdepartmental synergy."
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.
by ralphWookie April 11, 2011
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