Urban Dictionary

The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes.

Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.

the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.