The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult

The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use.

Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.

an individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.

The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.