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Thought wad

a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.
"Why'd you dump him?"

"He was boring. He blew his whole thought wad on our first date, then had nothing."

"Lame."
by lcritterl January 17, 2008
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sore winner

A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.
Ali was a sore winner when he sang "We Are The Champions" after winning the NCAA Bracket.
by Jeremy Hubert April 6, 2005
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premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.
"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."
by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008
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Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...
Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
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cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007
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Antisocial Networking

Using a social networking web site or service to connect to other people but never communicating with those people once they have been established as a connection.
I can't believe it... we haven't spoken to Randy since high school. He added us as friends on Facebook but never responds to any of our messages. He has over 100 friends but we've never even seen him post a comment. Talk about antisocial networking!
by Jeremy Wasser March 19, 2008
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post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.
by XileLord May 16, 2011
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