Urban Dictionary, February 21: Fuckit List

Fuckit List

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.

Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox

by Hazen The Miller Lite August 2, 2009

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bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

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carmageddon

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was carmageddon!

by Douche_Crew November 18, 2010

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precrestination

To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.

by The Wads December 14, 2008

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Sexting

The unauthorized, non-maritime use of sextants in our schools.

"My friend Katy said we were going to drive up to Mile Rise, because some older boys wanted to determine its exact position relative to the moon. I didn't want to tell my mom what we were doing, because she doesn't approve of sexting, so I told her I was staying over at Katy's house."

by Sir Pennyfeather April 7, 2010

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