Urban Dictionary

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries