Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
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Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
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Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
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