shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries
I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.
by o'possum March 28, 2009
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Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".
by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011
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can't hug every cat

An idiomatic expression similar to "you can't have your cake and eat it too". The phrase originated from a viral youtube video in which a girl professes her love for cats but is devastated that she can't hug every cat, despite how much she wants to.
Debbie: I bought all this cake and food for my birthday party, but because I bought so much food I don't have any money left to pay my friends to attend. I guess you just can't hug every cat.
by Pazz-Dawg July 30, 2011
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Facebook necrologist

a person who never misses a chance to post a "R.I.P. insert name" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.
My News Feed is full of fucking Facebook necrologists updating me on Amy Winehouse's death for 38th time in the last 2 hours.
by Jens Ingvarsson July 24, 2011
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money hugger

Opposite of tree hugger. Unscrupulous, money hungry, money collecting individual or company willing to do anything and destroy anything on this planet to get their fix - more money.
I don't care about your environmental impact or the old tree growth, and that frog is not worth those millions I can make here, said the money hugger.
by californiak July 28, 2011
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Sports Cry

The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.
I sports cry every time at the end of 'Angels in the Outfield'.
by Swalt July 26, 2011
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good lookin' out

A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.
Jeremy: Yo James, you want a soda
James: Fo sho, good lookin' out dogg, I'm hella thirsty
by Hoss March 31, 2005
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