The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

abreviation for "laffin like shyt"

The awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet.

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.