fat hangover

The horrible feeling after indulging on too much food, similar to the hangover of alcohol. Fat hangovers have almost all of the same effects of regular hangovers. Fat hangovers, however, usually occur right after eating or when going to sleep.
Jimi has a fat hangover from today's food party. He's vomiting all over the sheets and has a major head and stomach ache.
by AssCon July 24, 2011
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JFC

Endo: Dude, Becca fucked another guy today!
Brad: JFC!
by Brad April 23, 2003
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slide to unlock

A phrase used to describe a girl that is "easy". They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.
Ben: Damn, did you see that girl? I'd get with that any day.
Trevor: Nah dude, slide to unlock.
by Kelso13 May 14, 2008
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AFU

Short for "All Fucked Up". Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
We can't take my car, I got in a wreck and it's AFU.

After the earthquake the subway was AFU.
by leshrack March 15, 2003
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Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore October 25, 2008
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cinephile

A lot of cinephiles enjoy Pulp Fiction.
by Lauren01 August 22, 2006
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Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
by breezy-licious July 17, 2011
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