Urban Dictionary
When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
by djwendo March 21, 2010
Get the Disasterbatemug. People who randomnly collect "friends" on Facebook or other social sites in which they have no idea who the hell they are.
by htowndrummer November 9, 2011
Get the Buddy Whoringmug. A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.
Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."
Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."
Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."
Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."
Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."
by theboycalledhim November 8, 2011
Get the Pillow partitionmug. Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.
by JoeShome November 6, 2011
Get the a kim kardashianmug. by TxJanLee November 4, 2011
Get the Ring Ragemug. 1) Harming one's self, usually unintentionally or without knowledge of doing so. 2) Similar to saying "you are only hurting yourself." 3) Similar to phrase "shooting yourself in the foot."
Fred: "I got really annoyed at work today, so I told my boss to shut up."
Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."
Andy: "That's just farting at a fan, man."
by freemason5600 November 4, 2011
Get the farting at a fanmug. A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.
John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".
Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."
Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."
by Phrewb October 31, 2011
Get the Mechanic's Armmug.