secondhander

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.
Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.
by wclay1 July 01, 2011
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Repuberty

The period in a male's life, typically between age of 27-39 when he succumbs to republican ideology. Signs of repuberty include listening to talk radio, unprompted remarks about social programs such as welfare, professing a love for rich people and low taxes, ranking of other people's patriotism levels.
He didn't listen to Glenn Beck until he hit Repuberty.

Alfred suffered from early Repuberty after he was mugged.
by gravybt July 02, 2011
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fap on it

Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.
James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.
by Johng123 August 02, 2011
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fatimals

a fat animal, generally a pet (fat + animals = fatimals)
My dachshund put on some weight...God, she's such a fatimal!!!

Those fatimals are really creepy...they keep staring at me as I chew my food at the dinner table.

Keep your goddamned fatimals out of my yard!!!!!
by LadyGaladriel11 August 03, 2011
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Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
by LaSpillway August 02, 2011
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Mental virginity

The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.
Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.

Totally dude.

*high five
by Universe24 August 07, 2011
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collateral whiz

The 5% of a man's whiz missing the toilet, sprinkling over the toilet seat.
While 95% of Chad's whiz may have found its mark, I'm worried about the other 5%, the collateral whiz.
by Smart Illiterate August 07, 2011
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