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Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.
A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!
Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
by ameribrit January 10, 2011
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*Guy 1 is walking down the street and passes Guy 2*
Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?
Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*
Dude 1: Hey Fatty!
Dude 2: Haters Gonna Hate
Guy 2: Why are you so ugly?
Guy 1: Haters Gonna Hate. *Keeps on walking*
Dude 1: Hey Fatty!
Dude 2: Haters Gonna Hate
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A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
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"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
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