A vegetarian who derives satisfaction from watching other people eat meat or hearing about the eating of meat.

To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.

more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

Very, very close. It is the written equivalent to the oral statement "this close," where the speaker uses certain vocal intonations and hand gestures to indicate a high level of closeness.

acronym for "as fuck"

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.