humblebrag

Subtly letting others now about how fantastic your life is while undercutting it with a bit of self-effacing humor or "woe is me" gloss.
Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag
by jakejakejakejakejakejake May 25, 2011
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debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.
John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!
by themalk August 06, 2011
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chiptease

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.
I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!
by catrap August 04, 2011
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platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
by Emerald Grace August 04, 2011
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Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.
The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.
by marblew August 02, 2011
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Gate Massage

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!
by MILatino November 29, 2010
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Boner Shock

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.
That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."
by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010
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