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Verb.
When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.
scrolling...
scrolling...
"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"
Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"
*throws monitor from desk.
Scroll Shock strikes again.
scrolling...
scrolling...
"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"
Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"
*throws monitor from desk.
Scroll Shock strikes again.
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