Drycember

The act of abstaining from masturbation during the month of December.
"You doing drycember this year?" - guy 1
"Yeah its gonna be a tough one, my blue balls are gonna make it hard to walk" - guy 2
"I know how you feel mate, but tradition is tradition" - guy 1
by Jizzm26 December 04, 2012
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Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...
Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.
by drbeer November 27, 2012
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Mitt Romney Money

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.
Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.
by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012
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sushi sickness

The nauseating, upset stomach feeling you sometimes get after dining out on some cheap sushi.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude my stomach hurts. I feel like I'm gonna puke."

Duder 2: "Dang dude what did you have for dinner tonight."

Duder 1: "I went to sushi. I knew I shouldn't have got that mackerel."

Duder 2: "Yea dude, mackerel always gives you the sushi sickness."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
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bubblytude

Noun: A state of being lively, animated, excited or full of high spirits
He displayed plenty of bubblytude after a few drinks.
by heartofworship November 28, 2012
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Pavlov's Dougie

When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.
Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."

Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."

(song starts playing)

Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)
by westfalia May 31, 2011
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cute porn

Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous "awww" from its viewers.
The movie /We Bought a Zoo/ is really nothing more than an exercise in cute porn filmmaking.
by wazooyou November 28, 2012
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