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out of pocket

Young hip (primarily black) people use this to mean "out of line," or behaving in a way that is unacceptable under the circumstances.

Old business people use this to mean unreachable by the usual means.

If you are both a hip black person and a business person, colleagues' use of this term in the latter context can be both ambiguous and amusing.
1) You ate the last hot wing off my plate? Yo, you out of pocket, son.

2) Sorry I'm just responding now, I was out of pocket all day yesterday.
by choom gang December 2, 2011
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reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third
I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!
by CarMono September 18, 2010
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Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.
Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.
by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013
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Clam Jam

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
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Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.
Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole
by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013
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appathy

The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "smart phone" device. Appathy may also apply, in a broader sense, to the same feelings that arise from the proliferation of numerous "app" stores as greedy corporations try to profit jumping on the app store bandwagon.
His appathy started shortly after downloading that light-saber for his iPhone or was it that completely inane app to calculate tips for restaurant bills.
by AricMokh April 3, 2009
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transition friend

A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.
Adam: Yo Jeremy are you going to Jose's party tonight?

Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.

Adam: Oh, I gotchu
by JBeasty June 9, 2009
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