Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 19, 2012

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zombie ad

A political advertisement that continues to appear on television or radio stations days if not weeks after the election is over. This includes political signs left in people's yards for months or old political bumper stickers stating one's support for Ross Perot, Bush/Cheney, or Proposition 13 from 1982.

I wish they would stop running those zombie ads on channel 7. Don't they realize the election ended a month ago?

by ChillyFreakingWilly November 12, 2012

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puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

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Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012

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pentagonorrhea

disease earned through the chain of command in the US military, specifically, from a superior to a subordinate or a hired author

She was 'doing his biography', little did she know, it was not only cash paying, but pentagonorrhea was a bonus

by Ro20 November 15, 2012

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Prestalgia

the sensation of nostalgia while experiencing the event that you should be nostalgic about

I felt prestalgia about the birthday party

by allen3 November 14, 2012

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blank stairs

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."

by Moggraider July 30, 2010

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