Endo: Dude, Becca fucked another guy today!
Brad: JFC!
by Brad April 23, 2003
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A phrase used to describe a girl that is "easy". They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.
Ben: Damn, did you see that girl? I'd get with that any day.
Trevor: Nah dude, slide to unlock.
by Kelso13 May 15, 2008
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Short for "All Fucked Up". Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.
We can't take my car, I got in a wreck and it's AFU.

After the earthquake the subway was AFU.
by leshrack March 16, 2003
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Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore September 9, 2008
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Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
by breezy-licious July 18, 2011
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a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.
1: Hey, what time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's skin-thirty.
by KRHimself October 1, 2004
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