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deaf breath

When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.
Phillis over there has such a bad case of deaf breath, she pretty much turns into Darth Vader once she puts in her earbuds.
by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013
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Karaoke Filibuster

Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.
That guy's performance of Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" was a total karaoke filibuster.
by swag99 April 30, 2010
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literally

People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
by Built2Spill November 17, 2004
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domestic blindness

Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,

"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"

If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
by akaracquel March 4, 2013
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Web Glow

When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.
John - Hey dude, did you hang out with that girl Katie from Facebook?

Mike - Yea but I regret it, it was all web glow. She's really only a 4.
by Deagle622 February 5, 2013
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friend at first sight

when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.
1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"
by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009
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Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.
"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
by J-Cat February 28, 2013
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