Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.

A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

A politician or other wealthy person with influence. Called such because the vast majority of politicians and powerful people in the USA are old, white men.