That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
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