bodybooking

Some who is contantly posting pictures on facebook of themselves in swims suits and workout clothes to show everyone how hot they are. Also paired with contant status updates about fruits, vegatables, juicing, working out, going to whole foods and posting articles about those topics. This generally annoys the shit out of others and there are never any comments on the posts except for the person's s/o who is equally obsessed and annoying.
Status update
"Gee, I am sure enjoying this green apple, carrot protein shake before my 50 mile bike ride in the mountains with my hot boyfriend!"

comment from boyfriend-"oh baby it's gonna be a great day, can you make some of that veggie soup later"

comment from annoyed fb friend-"stop bodybooking and go eat some cheese fries."
by funwife May 16, 2012
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hornymoon

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.
Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.

Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.
by Nomanches October 24, 2012
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Garbivore

A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.
Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.
by Chris Ulrickson March 06, 2007
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Walk blocker

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.
*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
by edesia April 27, 2009
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blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
by the_saurus May 10, 2012
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Trigger warning

Used to alert people when an internet post, book, article, picture, video, audio clip, or some other media could potentially cause extremely negative reactions (such as post-traumatic flashbacks or self-harm) due to its content. Sometimes abbreviated as "TW."
by raggedyanndy November 09, 2011
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Romnesia

(1) To flip-flop.

(2) To black out.
"If you say you're for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work -- you might have Romnesia."

"Man, I think I have Romnesia. I went out last night and when I woke up this morning, my dog was strapped to the roof of my car. No clue how it got up there."
by SeamusRomney October 20, 2012
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