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April Reals

When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.

person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!

Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!

person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?
by edgecrusherx April 21, 2009
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Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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window eating

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.
If your so hungry stop window eating and just grab something!
by JackOfStars March 27, 2013
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Link Diving

The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com
I started out reading about Big Foot on Wikipedia, but two hours later of link diving later and I knew all about The Spring Heeled Jack of London.
by Fiasco Bros. March 24, 2007
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MeDD

People who have trouble talking about anyone but themselves for any length of time. The "enough about me, what do you think of me" syndrome.
I like hanging out with Andrea, but her MeDD (Me-D-D) is so annoying. She'll ask me a question, but then jumps in with something about her.
by Brooke Byrnes August 6, 2011
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Facebook insomnia

A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.
David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.
by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010
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talmbout

1. a conjuction of the words talking & about
2. refering to; asking a question
3. Yelled at broads when leaving the club to see whats poppin
4.to plot or scheme
1. As nicole walked out of chris's house, he yelled "what u talmbout?!?!?!?
2. What yall talmbout?
3. When Chris & D-rock saw some fat butt chicks leaving the club drunk, they holler'ed "yall aint talmbout it".
by nicole and chris April 30, 2009
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