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The feeling of excitement when exacting petty revenge, or simply witnessing someone get what they deserve.
1:
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
2:
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."
- "Hey, did you hear about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a soldier's funeral this weekend?"
- "No, what happened?"
- "The police formed a barrier around the cemetery and arrested the ones that tried to get in. Gave me a raging justice boner."
2:
- "Remember how Jeff has been stealing my lemonade on his lunch break?"
- "Yeah, why?
- "Well, today I filled the bottle with my own urine instead, and I saw him try to drink it, then run into the bathroom and puke. HUGE justice boner."
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"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.
"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.
by larry arizona May 4, 2006
Get the SMIDSY mug.a burp laced with a little vomit, usually occurs when you've had one too many and it has become difficult to distinguish between the two
by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
Get the vurp mug.A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
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person a: "did you see the gloatgram that kevin posted?"
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
person b: "no."
person a: "he was in tahiti sipping mai tai out of a golden chalice."
person b: "what a dick."
by QuiteIlliterate May 28, 2013
Get the gloatgram mug.an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others.
an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.
an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.
The guy who won't shift out of first and pops wheelies in my neighbourhood on the same street where kids play and ride their bikes is a total motorpsycho.
by ballistic8 September 6, 2011
Get the motorpsycho mug.The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.
Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
by Auld simp May 25, 2013
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