(n.) counter-tourism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to tourism.

When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.

The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.

An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.

It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.