Sneeze Freeze

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
by Jack Chau January 27, 2011
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pocket veto

The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."
Hey, you know I think you're pretty cool and all. I was wondering if you weren't doing anything this weekend if you wanna catch a movie or something...
Sincerely,
Vulnerable Girl

-Pocket vetoed. 10 years later- Still no response.-
by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden April 29, 2007
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Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from
Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!
by Laleph October 17, 2012
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Would of

Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.
I would of pointed out that the vernacular can be a legitimate form, but I have too many other things to do.
by JustPassing October 15, 2012
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When love at first sight blossoms for people who met on facebook.
She met him a week ago after he sent her a friend request. It was love at first profile picture for her.
by RisingWolve May 02, 2012
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booty hangers

A pair of short shorts that when you wear them your 'booty' 'hangs' out of the bottom.
Girl 1: "Wow! Lydia's booty is coming out of the bottom of her shorts!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always wears booty hangers."
by Shmerkel February 29, 2012
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hey you

A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.
Person 1: Hey, Mike!
Person 2: Hey you! How is that thing coming along with that other thing??..
Person 1: You don't remember my name do you?
Person 2: No. =(
by felenoral September 16, 2007
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