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Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.
A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."
by JoeShmoe24 July 6, 2013
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navel gazing

A pejorative term used to describe someone who is preoccupied with self-reflection and the understanding of oneself; preoccupation with attempts at understanding the psychological and/or existential meaning of the self.
She was too busy navel gazing to be fully involved in the world around her.
by pdxmama January 10, 2009
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Porno elbow

An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.
Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
by gyrfalcon206 July 7, 2010
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greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.
We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009
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Nuts to Butts

adjective: used in a very crowded or tight situation.
hey, you dont wanna get in on that one (subway car), it's nuts to butts.
by mythodius November 8, 2004
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homemade word

Those words invented at home, and used in the family but don't have a meaning outside of the family or friendship group
Tom: Sorry I didn't understand that, what did you say?

David: Oh, sorry, it was a homemade word.
by Fox_In_The_Box June 24, 2013
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Interpretive Dunce

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.
"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."
by Ambad June 24, 2013
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