friend at first sight

when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.
1) "I knew as soon as we shook hands, it was friend at first sight".
2)"You like Jameson irsish Whiskey too?! Man this is friend at first sight!"
by Whiske'Lite's! July 04, 2009
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Coffee Shop Productivity

The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.
"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "

"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
by J-Cat February 28, 2013
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Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.
Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.
by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013
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opprescedent

An unlawful and/or oppressive precedent set by a person or persons claiming authority.
The embedding of biometric chips in or on the general population sets a dangerous opprescedent which undermines both privacy and safety.
by Rain Bojangles February 27, 2013
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eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.
It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.
by LosrDogg August 17, 2009
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Soft Googling

When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
The class was so boring, half the students were soft googling on their laptops just to stay awake.
by DallasIsTheBest February 25, 2013
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Hollywood Historian

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.
Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.
by promeistro May 19, 2010
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