Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.

Points received for doing stereotypical macho actions like starting a fight with a professional boxer, taunting someone to throw a dart at your face, lighting a fart on fire, or holding a scorching object in your hand for an extended period of time

Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.

Fear of being talked about or becoming a character in someone's blog.

Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.

Laughing Out Loud Obnoxiously Lengthily On-Line

A lengthier version of LOL.

Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.

to embarass someone or to make someone look stupid