psychic

A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.
by Brian X September 16, 2003
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Coupon Karma

The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.
Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?

Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.

Wife: Your an idiot.

Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.
by Freezod33 February 19, 2013
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Palinpropism

1. The unintentional use of wrong words: the misuse of a word through confusion with another word that sounds similar, or the creation of a new word in an attempt to sound scholarly or educated.
2. absurd or humorous misuse of words, terms, or phrases especially by confusing terms, words or historical events with others.

3. The act of creating new words out of frustration when one has limited knowledge of a particular event or subject matter.
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a Tweet sent by Sarah Palin in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 201
In this example, both refudiate and misunderestimate are examples of palinpropism.
by oobyek February 16, 2013
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Please Advise

Dear jim,

I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.

Please Advise.
John
by notGandalf February 12, 2013
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mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.
The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.
by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013
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Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.
Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.
by mzahra1 February 15, 2013
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passhole

The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.
That's right you F%$&!@# passhole. Suddenly you're in a big F%$&!@# hurry!
by Paul Laibach May 02, 2004
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